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:crap::crap:WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html
 

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um weird i tell ya that last pot of chili did it :rofl:
 

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Two years? I simply have a tough time believing that one.
 

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Where is Rod Serling when you need him?


"Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years.........."

"There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space… and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition… and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call… the twilight zone."
 

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I'm speechless on that one...I figured it was a joke when I saw the title.
 

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Definately Twilight zone stuff here....It reminds me though of an incident not far from where I live that happened about 10 years ago. A LARGE woman living in an upstairs appartment was taking a bath when the whole nine yards, the tub with her in it, came thru the ceiling to the first floor and right on thru the first floor to the basement. And she was wedged so badly that the fire/rescue people had a difficult time getting her out. I might not have believed it all, but a friend of mine on the rescue team was one of the responders.....he said it was all they could do to keep from laughing about the whole thing.:biggrin:
 

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I could not imagine having a woman in the house for 2 years that did not cook, clean or put out. That would be about as useful as having a submarine in the house.:rofl:
 

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I could not imagine having a woman in the house for 2 years that did not cook, clean or put out.
Very true...:rofl:

What would be the use...???
 

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I could not imagine having a woman in the house for 2 years that did not cook, clean or put out. That would be about as useful as having a submarine in the house.:rofl:
And she has the Can unuseable
 

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Yep.
 

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So what did the Dude do when he had to go to the Can? Never mind i don't want to know
 

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I think they were both mental. After an hour or so I'd be kicking the door down and dragging her out. I have no time for foolishness.
 

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Ain't that some :crap:
 
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