[gottripletsNC]

1. Stupid is a disease, a disease that has no known cure.

2. If it shouldn't be done, then someone that exemplifies No. 1 will probably do it.

3. If it can break, it will do it at the most inopportune time.

 

[1shotneeded]

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan

:flag:

 

[fiddletown]

He who doesn't study and understand history will come to believe that the world is created afresh each morning for his benefit.

A basic rule: If you want me to do something, I will decide how. If you want to decide how to do it, you're free to do it yourself.

 

[azmick]

did the "sexual harassment" meeting at work today. harass is one word, who would have thought?

 

[SatCong]

Common Sense is uncommon!:hairpull:

 

[TUlven]

at the precise moment someone makes something that is completely idiot proof the world simply produces a BIGGER idiot :biglaugh:

and in a more serious vein,

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool , Then to open your mouth and remove ALL doubt.

i just wish to hell i could follow that advice sometimes usually the only time i take my foot outta my mouth is to put the other one in its place

 

[Colhand567]

You can't fix Stupid.

 

[redmonster13]

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

 

[raevan]

Quality comes with a price, and is rare. Quanity is availabe everywhere.

 

[Mike G]

What goes around will definitely come back around.