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Note, this is not a joke or humor but, here goes;

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -

Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered.

Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage

Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...

Well Mr. President, what say you???

I need a vacation
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That is the best plan I've heard so far. Too bad Obama would turn around and say that all those fixing to retire have too much money to qualify for anything useful.
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