[the judge]

My wife's birthday was comming up.
I asked her what she wanted.
She said that she wanted something that would go from 0 to 230 in under 10 seconds

I bought her a bathroom scale.


That when the fight started.

 

[Parson]

Ouch!!

 

[Snagglepuss]

What a great line. I am going to have to use this one.

 

[gottripletsNC]

Years ago, shortly after my dear wife and I got married, we had been eating out alot, and my wife looked at me one night and said, "Let's go eat somewhere we haven't eaten before." I said, "OK," and I walked into the kitchen. She asked me what I was doing in there, and I said, "You wanted to eat some where you've never eaten before, so here I am." I didn't get anything to eat that night.

 

[Parson]

Years ago, shortly after my dear wife and I got married, we had been eating out alot, and my wife looked at me one night and said, "Let's go eat somewhere we haven't eaten before." I said, "OK," and I walked into the kitchen. She asked me what I was doing in there, and I said, "You wanted to eat some where you've never eaten before, so here I am." I didn't get anything to eat that night.

You did say you had just gotten married right?:nonono:
well, experience is the best teacher. :rofl:

 

[gottripletsNC]

Oh yea, I have learned ALOT since then.

She is a good woman.