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Anesthesiologist's business card:

When you care enough to sleep with the very best.

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:

'To expedite your visit please back in.'


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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'


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On a Church's Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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At a Towing company:

'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'


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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

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At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'


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Outside a Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'


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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

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At the Electric Company

'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.'


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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


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At a Propane Filling Station:

'Thank heaven for little grills.'

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'
 

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Pretty good. Tracy
 

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'
Pretty good. :biglaugh: An electrician myself (among many other things that pay the bills), I like the sticker I've seen that says "Electricians do it without shorts".
 

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On a Church's Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'
Oh man,you wouldn't believe some of the cheesy church signs around here. One that pops us often is "CH__CH: What's missing? U R" Groan.....The church by my house has a saying of the week out front,right now it's "Keep your temper,nobody else wants it".
 

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I like the sign that Jack Daniels had out once. It read......"I did WHAT with my sister last night"!!!!!??????:rofl::rofl:
 

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very funny

I always liked the Jim Beam sign i used to see when i ha to drive the old lady down to tenn

"liquid panty remover"
 
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