Sgt. Preston (of the RCMP) had his sled team fall ill!

The good "Mountie" was lost without the help of his faithful lead dog "King" and the rest of the team! Then, Sgt. Preston got an idea. Running into a nearby Klondike saloon, he enlisted the services of seven of the local prostitutes! With the help of the lead B-girl, he hitched them to his sled. The women, clad in fur coats and snowhoes, Preston cracked his whip and shouted, "On 'Queen!'... On you hussies!"

Scott