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Three boys were walking by the river at night. One of them happened to glance into the murky water below, only to see someone splashing and gurgling, about to drown. The boys looked at each other for a moment, decided that something had to be done, and then jumped in to save the drowning figure.

It was a struggle, but they finally managed to pull the figure up the bank of the river to safety. They finally were able to identify who they had saved, too: Hillary Clinton. Hillary coughed up some river water, then managed to sputter "Thank you boys so much for saving me! In return I'll grant each of you one wish. Anything money can buy, name it and it's yours."

Thinking it over, the first boy said he'd like a shiny new red Lambroghini to show off to all his friends. "Done," said Hillary, "I'll have one shipped to your house first thing Monday."

She then turned to the second boy, who said that he'd like a private jet, along with someone to pilot it, to chauffeur him and his friends wherever they wanted to go. "You got it!" said Hillary, "It'll be in your driveway waiting for you when you wake up tomorrow."

She then looked to the third boy, who was looking rather guilty, almost sick to his stomach. "So, what do you want, dear?" she asked. "Ummm.... I dunno. How about a really cool motorized wheelchair with flames painted on the side and a hemi engine?" asked the boy. "But you're not crippled!" Hillary exclaimed, to which the boy responded....

(Gotta love this....)

"Yeah, I know. But when my dad hears that I saved your sorry ass, I'm gonna be!"

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Nice one Kyle.
 
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I hoped you guys would. The reason I've always loved that one is because it really rings true for me. If I had EVER expressed ANY sort of compassion toward ANY of the Clintons I would've been dead and disposed of within the hour.
 
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