Sat. Funny

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
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> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
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> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
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> knife, and charges at you.
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> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
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> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
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> What do you do?
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> Democrat's Answer :
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
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> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
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> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
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> Could we run away?
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> What does my wife think?
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> What about the kids?
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> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
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> the knife out of his hand?
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> What does the law say about this situation?
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> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
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> Why am I carrying a loaded gun
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> of message does this send to society and to my children?
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> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
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> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
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> content just to wound me?
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> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
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> family get away while he was stabbing me?
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> Should I call 9-11?
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> Why is this street so deserted?
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> We need to raise taxes, have to
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> make this happier, healthier street that would
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> discourage such behavior.
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> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
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> some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Southerner's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click
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> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
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> Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
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> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!