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The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. (pic didn't load since it was copied from a diff site).

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one f rom a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) < BR>
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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I like it but robin williams did not write or say it, he's a left winger.
I thought so too, but thought maybe I was initially mistaken. I agree, I don't care WHO said it, I just wish they said it out loud. Tracy

But it is basically everything I believe.
This has been credited to about 5 million different people another ya see if going as said it is george carlin i think i got this the first time bush was elected
Good stuff no matter who said it, I had to send it along to some friends.
According to Snopes, the picture (not included) was genuine and only the last statement was actually from Robin Williams.

Still a nice read :flag:
Yeah, that's not the Robin Williams I remember. Our company did the media exposure for celebrities when they made a new movie. When RW made Cadilac Man we produced to spots you saw on Entertainment Tonight and your local news.

As I remember he was a handful. I spent the entire day in the same room with him and frankly, I have never laughed so much, for so long. I was hurting!

But he has always been a liberal as far as I know. He's a brilliant comedian, but a little strange as well(I guess you have to be a little strange to be as funny as he is!). As a matter of fact, back then(I don't know about now), his wife hovered over him and led him around like a child. She protected him and was very concerned about who asked particular questions and what their intent was.

The rumor back then was that while Robin was an extremely creative genius, he had a propensity to 'fall apart' when he was in public or under stress. I'm sure he has overcome that defeciency with the help of his wife and friends. He's a very funny guy. But I don't think he would have said those things.
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