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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet there and getting me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fuckin blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.:rofl:
 

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Too Funny but its the truth
 

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The only thing missing was him pulling the covers over her head after he farted.
 

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Wonderful, gave me the first out loud laugh of the day.
 
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