Ole & The Game Warden

Ole was stopped by a game warden in Central Minnesota
recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known
for its fishing. The game warden asked Ole, "Do you have a license to catch
those fish?"
"Naw, sir", replied the Ole. "I ain't got none of them there licenses. You
must understand, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

Ole looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth
Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."

"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

"Well, what?", says Ole

The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH", replied the warden!

"What fish?", replied Ole.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
ain't as dumb as some government employees


The preceding lighthearted moment shared with you bu one "government employee" but I don't fish. The water messes with the ballistics and trajectory too much to be safe.:flag: