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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']My New Parrot[/FONT]




[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.[/FONT]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"[/FONT]
 

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That's great! :biglaugh: I've never heard that one.
 

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Here is a classic parrot joke that I am sure that you all have already heard. I am Italian so I will you an Italian guy so I will hopefully not offend anyone.

An Italian guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him and says "where did you get him"? And the parrot says "I won him in a poker game"!!!!:rofl::rofl:
 

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Thats Funny everytime i read it
 
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