[PLINKING .40]

Suck someone in to this one:

Bob...!
Ya Gary.
What are those little white things you put in a ceder chest to keep Moths from eating your nice suits and blankets....?
< Bob> you mean Moth Balls?
<Gary> Yup those....Have you ever smelled Moth balls...?
<Bob> Yes..! man they stink....!
<Gary>...How do you get there little legs apart.....?
<Bob>.......O' you S*&^%$ head....HAHAHAH Very Funny...

 

[Reconvic]

Ha ha I love it I will be using that on many !

 

[AutoMag]

How about this one!!!

Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking itself where dogs like to lick!! One guy says to the other guy "man I sure wish that I could do that"!! The other guy promptly says "well I would suggest that you start out by petting him first"!!!!!

 

[Bud White]

thats too funny i got the perfect guy at work to tell that too

 

[AutoMag]

Have you guys ever heard of the butter face girl? Everything looks good butter face!!!!! (But her face)

 

[Flat Primer]

How about girls with Summer teeth?...............................................................................................Summer there and Summer gone! Front sight baby!