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Dear Friends:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under
Bosnian sniper fire.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the
Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to
where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it
beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or
beside Jesse Jackson & Barak Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after
taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,
Hillary Clinton Monument Committee


P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.


P.P.S And another thing ... Now let me get this straight. Bill
Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years
repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.


God Bless America!
 

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I could save them the trouble lets just start making the tablets at the bottom of urinals look like her face. It will give me something to aim for.:wink::biglaugh:
 

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I don't know, If I was in the bathroom and looked down just as I started to wiz and saw THAT face looking up at my johnson, It would scare :eek: the pee right back into me and I wouldn't be able to go for at least another day. Tracy
 

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I still think this would look better on the bottom of a toilet then on the side of a mountain. If nothing else it might scare the crap out of you.:rofl:


 
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