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Modern Military Terms

Engage the Enemy means "to blow something up."
Surgical Strike means "to blow up something small."
Decapitate means "to blow up their leaders."
Collateral Damage means "to accidentally blow up something of theirs."
Friendly Fire means "to accidentally blow up something of ours."
Target of Opportunity means "to blow something up on a whim"
Kinetic Targeting means "to blow up something that's moving"
Ordnance is "something that that does the blowing up"
An Asset is "something that can be blown up" Embedded Media means "a report that's blown out of proportion" :flag:
 

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The marines Challenge

The Marines Challenge

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One U S Marine is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "U.S.Marine is better than one hundred Taliban."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again "U.S.Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machineguns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually two of them."
 

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Aint that the truth Vic.. Some people just like to blow stuff up
 
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