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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR !!!!!!!!


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's really the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
 

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Alright, who's been following me around! :eek: Tracy
 

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Hey don't forget about the onboard computer that keeps locking up and has to be restarted.
 

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR !!!!!!!!


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's really the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
I'am not the only one!:biglaugh:
 

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plus my girlfriend says im getting like a VW bug in my old age. got a little motor in the rear and nothing up front
 
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