:biglaugh: Ah ha ha,good one!
Hillary's Indian Name
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Two weeks ago in upstate New York, Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become their first female President. She went on and on about how wronged they were, how low their self-esteem may be and how the Indians deserved better that what they have.In an obviously fake Indian accent she referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had voted "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was utterly vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers." She then went on to compare herself to the tribesmen, saying that she knew what it was like to be opressed and bullied by the likes of men.At the conclusion of her speech, the tribal chiefs presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - "Walking Eagle". The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds as she went.A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that a Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.
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Yep, and she's our senator:redface::redface:
That was so good I had to cut and paste and send to my parents who hate the Walking Eagle.:redface:
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