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St. Peter was tending to the Pearly Gates when a woman walked up in a nice suit,American flag lapel pin,and a bullet hole in her chest.

"Hello,"says St. Peter wearily,"what can I do for you?"

"I'm Hilary Clinton."

"Uh...we're kinda busy up here,and I don't really keep up with current events,so...I'm gonna need more information than that."

"Well,if you haven't heard,I was elected as the first woman President in US history!"

"Wow!" Peter was shocked. "America voted in a woman? How long ago was that?"

"Oh,about twenty minutes ago."
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