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One hot summer day, a ******* came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"

The ******* said it was his. "Your dog seems to be in heat," the officer said. The ******* replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree." The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred." "No way," said the *******. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'."

The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex"! (You gotta love this) The ******* looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."
 

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