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A United State's Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of
his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, 'What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh*t and act
like an a$$hole. So, He sent me.'

Old Sheepdog
1,235 Posts
I can only hope this is a true story. Tracy

P.S.--Thank you Marine.

1911auto Supporters
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I love that story:biglaugh:
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