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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As the bartender slides it over to him,the guy puts his head on the bar and starts bawling.
"What's the matter,pal?",asked the bartender.
"Oh,"said the man,"my wife and I had it out a while back,and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month!"
"Aw,cheer up,it's not that bad,is it?"
"Not at all," the guy replied, "but today's the last day."
"What's the matter,pal?",asked the bartender.
"Oh,"said the man,"my wife and I had it out a while back,and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month!"
"Aw,cheer up,it's not that bad,is it?"
"Not at all," the guy replied, "but today's the last day."