1911 Forums : 1911Talk banner

Status
Not open for further replies.
1 - 7 of 7 Posts

·
I need a vacation
Joined
·
1,301 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As the bartender slides it over to him,the guy puts his head on the bar and starts bawling.

"What's the matter,pal?",asked the bartender.

"Oh,"said the man,"my wife and I had it out a while back,and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month!"

"Aw,cheer up,it's not that bad,is it?"

"Not at all," the guy replied, "but today's the last day."
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
5,072 Posts
Lucky guy, my old lady probably wouldn't make it 2 hours.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,029 Posts
i would be crying to
 
G

·
A Catholic preist, a Rabbi and a talking monkey walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What is this, some kind of joke?!"
 
1 - 7 of 7 Posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top