[ZeroTA]

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As the bartender slides it over to him,the guy puts his head on the bar and starts bawling.

"What's the matter,pal?",asked the bartender.

"Oh,"said the man,"my wife and I had it out a while back,and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month!"

"Aw,cheer up,it's not that bad,is it?"

"Not at all," the guy replied, "but today's the last day."

 

[El Pistolero]

Lucky guy, my old lady probably wouldn't make it 2 hours.

 

[CopperKnight]

:nonono:

(sorry, wife is looking over my shoulder, had to do that).

 

[Reconvic]

Good one and we understand Copper

 

[Bud White]

i would be crying to

 

[eric4309]

So John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[Guest]

A Catholic preist, a Rabbi and a talking monkey walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What is this, some kind of joke?!"