Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women: > > > #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. > > > #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the > road. > > > #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let > you try it out a few times. > > > #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. > > > #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. > > > #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. > > > #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. > > > #3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?" > > #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. > > > > And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... > > > #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN:rofl:
When my wife turned 40, I told her I was gonna trade her for two twenties. She said I wasn't wired for it.
Should I make this one a sticky?? Seriously, give me some imput, I really think this should be permanent!
I love it. When my wife turned 44 and I threatened to trade her for a pair of 22`s, she said go for it, I wouldn`t know what to do with them anymore...and if I did, I`d never survive it.
