[Reconvic]

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
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> #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
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> #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
> road.
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> #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
> you try it out a few times.
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> #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
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> #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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> #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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> #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
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> #3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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> #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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> And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
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> #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN:rofl:

 

[gottripletsNC]

> #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

:rofl::1010::notworthy:

 

[usmcmp]

:rofl::rofl: Those are great

 

[Bill in Ohio]

:biglaugh::rofl::biglaugh: All true!

 

[Bud White]

nothing like trading a old 44 for a pair of 22's

 

[Reconvic]

My thoughts too Bud!!

 

[Parson]

When my wife turned 40, I told her I was gonna trade her for two twenties. She said I wasn't wired for it.

 

[Reconvic]

Your 's told you the same as mine!!!

 

[Guest]

Should I make this one a sticky?? Seriously, give me some imput, I really think this should be permanent!

 

[Reconvic]

It is posted in my reloading area lol.

 

[_JD_]

The flip side to this one...

Compliments of the missus...

And women like guns because ...

10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

 

[Reconvic]

Well Put JD LMAO

 

[Snagglepuss]

Thanks JD, I was wondering if we would chase away any female shooters.

 

[Reconvic]

The women shooters i shoot with would laugh with us and get us back lol.

 

[plowboy22]

That was great!!!!!!

 

[msjdgman]

I love it. When my wife turned 44 and I threatened to trade her for a pair of 22`s, she said go for it, I wouldn`t know what to do with them anymore...and if I did, I`d never survive it.

 

[Stonyman65]

AWESOME! :dancingbananna:

 

[sfguard]

I might have to use some of those :wink:

 

[ifithitu]

In my house i'll keep this list in the safe!lol