10 reasons men prefer guns over Women

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  1. Reconvic

    Reconvic New Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
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    > #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
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    > #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
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    > #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
    > you try it out a few times.
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    > #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
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    > #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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    > #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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    > #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
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    > #3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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    > #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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    > And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
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    > #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN:rofl:
     
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    :rofl::1010::notworthy:
     
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    :rofl::rofl: Those are great
     
  4. Bill in Ohio

    Bill in Ohio Mr. Obvious Forum Supporter

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    :biglaugh::rofl::biglaugh: All true!
     
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    nothing like trading a old 44 for a pair of 22's
     
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    My thoughts too Bud!!
     
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    Parson 1911auto Supporters Forum Supporter

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    When my wife turned 40, I told her I was gonna trade her for two twenties. She said I wasn't wired for it.:eek::confused:
     
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    Your 's told you the same as mine!!!
     
  9. Should I make this one a sticky?? Seriously, give me some imput, I really think this should be permanent!
     
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    It is posted in my reloading area lol.
     
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    The flip side to this one...

    Compliments of the missus...


     
  12. Reconvic

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    Well Put JD LMAO
     
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    Thanks JD, I was wondering if we would chase away any female shooters.:whistle:
     
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    The women shooters i shoot with would laugh with us and get us back lol.
     
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    That was great!!!!!!
     
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    I love it. When my wife turned 44 and I threatened to trade her for a pair of 22`s, she said go for it, I wouldn`t know what to do with them anymore...and if I did, I`d never survive it.:eek:
     
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    AWESOME! :dancingbananna:
     
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    I might have to use some of those :wink:
     
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    In my house i'll keep this list in the safe!lol